Every spring, after Bike Week and before Easter, the Day of Days arrives and it's suddenly warm.
Then, like flowers giving forth their blooms, Bikini Wildlife pops up out of the sands of the beach practically overnight.
This Day of Days can't be forecast with any precision. It requires arcane sciences and consultations with various oracles, auguries, signs and prognostications to predict; and even then we may be fooled by false Days of Days like this past Saturday.
A beautiful Saturday, warm and sunny, it brought forth a dense profusion of beach-goers, some of whom ranked at the professional level. But it was a fleeting glimpse, followed by cold rain on Sunday and colder days ahead.
Nevertheless, the Stewards Committee has high confidence that the Official Opening Day of the 2010 Bikini Season will be this Saturday, March 27, 2010.
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